{"id":535,"date":"2016-10-17T05:28:23","date_gmt":"2016-10-17T05:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2019-11-28T11:45:34","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T11:45:34","slug":"10-ways-to-deal-with-anger-by-hedwig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2016\/10\/17\/10-ways-to-deal-with-anger-by-hedwig\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Ways to Deal with Anger &#8211; by Hedwig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_nocuhzDA5k1u8zsalo1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"536\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?attachment_id=536\" class=\"wp-image-536\"\/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/ZkfoXl1kovIas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Originally posted by insideoutheadquarters<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Life in University can be stressful. But even otherwise, have there even been those people who get on your nerves \u2013 for some or no reason at all? Have there ever been instances where you\u2019ve felt your head split open with hate and then you go \u2018<\/em>whoa where did that come from<em>\u2019. Have you ever been&nbsp;<\/em>Human<em>?<\/em><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Well, congratulations, if you\u2019re still reading. For one, you\u2019ll learn how to deal with your inner Godzilla successfully and, for another, you\u2019re not from Mars. I mean, have you seen that place? It has no life.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>*All stunts mentioned below have been tried and tested by professionals. Please do not try them alone at home*<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>*In no way am I a scientist but then again I did 12<sup>th<\/sup>&nbsp;grade CBSE science so\u2026 Yep, no, definitely not a scientist*<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>______________________________________________________________<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#1 Down glass after glass of ice water the way I eat bowl after bowl of home-made yogurt with chilli pickle and vathakozhambu (South India represent).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#2 Run. Run as far as your legs can carry you. And then run some more.&nbsp;<em>Do your feet burn?<\/em>Too bad.&nbsp;<em>Is there a dead end at the end of the road?&nbsp;<\/em>Too bad.&nbsp;<em>Is there a vegetable vendor in your war?&nbsp;<\/em>Too bad. Make like a Kollywood&nbsp;movie and karate-chop your way through all of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#3 Stare at distant objects and write diary entries from their perspective. For example:&nbsp;<em>Hi, I\u2019m a Tree. Currently I\u2019m 500 kilometres from here and my Professor is&nbsp;<\/em>not&nbsp;<em>annoying me.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#4 Sub-Step:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #1 Think of the baby sun from Teletubbies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #2 Wonder how old she is now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #3 Do a quick Google search.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #4 Get lost in your own thoughts about how fast time passes and about how old &nbsp; you\u2019ve gotten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#5 Wake up at 5 AM to try and do Power Yoga because now that you\u2019ve paid for the classes you actually have to. Realize that Power Yoga does not work anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#6 EAT. ALL. THE. FOOD. I\u2019m talking triple layer bacon cheeseburger with ice cream and ranch dipped in fried Nutella oreos. And of course you\u2019ll have fries on the side. With ketchup and pepperoni pizza because why not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#7 Stare at the United Nations Logo for 10 minutes. Realize that you have other things to be angry about, like world peace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#8 Read the terms and conditions before installing software instead of just clicking \u2018Agree\u2019, you blind consumer, you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#9 Convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and marry a nice person who will keep you calm during these trying times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#10 Kill someone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Warning<\/strong>: Side effects of #10 may include arrest, jail, and the accidental discovery that you\u2019re a serial killer.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted by insideoutheadquarters Life in University can be stressful. But even otherwise, have there even been those people who get on your nerves \u2013 for some or no reason at all? 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