{"id":478,"date":"2017-03-03T05:03:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T05:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?p=478"},"modified":"2019-11-19T07:12:02","modified_gmt":"2019-11-19T07:12:02","slug":"if-my-wallet-could-speak-ii-by-hedwig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/03\/03\/if-my-wallet-could-speak-ii-by-hedwig\/","title":{"rendered":"If My Wallet Could Speak \u2013 II &#8211; By Hedwig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>This is the sixth poem in a series of poems that explore what the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak. This one has been written in the form of a Haiku.<\/em><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fed cash once a month,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I stay full for three days or<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Until friend needs tea;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wallets never die,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only starve until they\u2019re thin \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I gnaw debit cards.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the sixth poem in a series of poems that explore what the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak. This one has been written in the form of a Haiku. Fed cash once a month, I <a href=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/03\/03\/if-my-wallet-could-speak-ii-by-hedwig\/\" class=\"btn btn-link continue-link\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":479,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}